Quick Note from Tache
Dear "People":
I wanted to let all of you know that Chet is claiming to have had a CAT and PET Scan this morning. I tell you this, because I believe it is proof that Chet is playing a game, as I was not, I repeat NOT, scanned at all today. I would remember such a thing, believe me.
So do not fall victim to Chet's histrionics. I tell you this for your own good. I'm not sure why anyone would scan a CAT, or any other PET, but I know for certain that I have been sitting in the same chair all day long, taking intermitent naps and reading Slavoj Zizek's new book (total trash, by the way), and no such scan has happened. I've attached a photo as proof. Chet's clearly in need of attention, sinking to a new low and claiming to have had me scanned. Don't play his game. Chet is a LIAR! And if any of you "people" ever do try to scan me, I will scratch your eyes out.
Ta,
Tache
posted by Chet @ 7:39 PM
9 Comments:
Shame on you for trying to have poor Tache scanned! No wonder she doesn't trust anyone! What did y ou do, knock her out with drugs, take her for a scan, then back home, where she finally awoke, thinking she'd been in that chair all day?!? Poor Tache; tell her she can come and live with me. I will pamper and spoil her; you know that's what she deserves!
Love you Tache!
Grandma
P.S. I love you too Chet, but don't tell Tache!
Anonymous says:
Tache you are the most selfish feline I have ever had the displeasure of reading about. Don't you have a clue who takes care of you!!!! Yea, that's right you dumb cat, CHET does!!!! You better wake up and smell the coffee, or in your case, catnip. Who do you thinks feeds you, pampers you, cleans out your filthy cat box? Right again, CHET!!! While I stayed with Chet, you were so full of s--- that you wouldn't even bother to come check up on him and he really needed a fuzzy hug from you but Oh No not you!!! I would love to have you stay with me for a while. You would be put out and either learn some manners or more importantly I would let my husky Sadie have her way with you. Then you would appreciate what you have now. I hope after you read this you start to think better of the person taking care of you or maybe I'll come back to Atlanta and kick your ass as well as that stupid doctor that's taking Chet's money. Enough said Tache!! Straighten up or take your six pawed butt out into the real world. DUMB CAT!!!!!
Duh, Tache:
YOU didn't get scanned. Chet did!
This shows just how egocentric your universe really is -- any mention of "cat" or "pet" pertains to you. REALLY...Look up the other definitions in the dictionary.
Signed,
Anonymous cats
Wait a minute, when do "manners" and "Sadie" go in the same sentence????
I have finally located a perfect meal with cat. You take a stupid white cat with six paws. Saute it with a fine white wine for approximately 3 minutes in the microwave. When the cat explodes you then preheat your oven then at 350 degrees you put the remains of the cat and white wine in the oven. You allow the remaining portions to cook for 12 hours. After the time has gone you scrap the remaining portions into the garbage and enjoy another glass or two of white wine. I have thought this would be a very fitting dinner for a stupid, white, six toed feline who is not worth even eating.
Congrats on your pet scan. Keep smiling and the old man loves you.
Four guys are standing on a tee box getting ready to tee of when a funeral prosession goes by. One man takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. The other three golfers look at the guy totally amazed. "We never knew you were so considerate," they said. The guy responded "Well its the least I could do, we were married for 35 years!"
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